Okay, here it is! The first page of "TenWangGeXu"! The actual text was written in the Tang Dynasty (just off the top of my head, some time 600's - 900's A.D), but this was taken from a book called "Gu Wen Guan Zhi", All the Ancient Essays You'll Ever Need, a compilation of the best works from Zhou Dynasty (1100's BC) to Ming Dynasty(1600's AD), collected and "edited" in the early Qing Dynasty (The 34th year of KangXi...late 1600's or early 1700's... I'll have to check)

Please be patient.... the image should take a few minutes to load.... Gomen nasai!
(It's cause I forgot to slice it before I exported, and now I've already deleted my fireworks file.... -.-;;)

Lost? Confused? well,

  • You start at the top right corner, and work your way down... yep, just like manga...
  • The big characters are the actual text of the "essay", while the small characters are like footnotes or little explanations... except that they come after whatever needs clarification.... no searching desperately at the bottom of the page! No more lousy "see appendix A"! If you don't get it, just squint! ^_^
  • Roll over the big characters to see my little definitions... er... more like rants....
  • I suggest that you read the "title" part of each blue pop-up first, and save the details and explanations until you get a sense of the page or whatnot.
This page is updated daily, minimum of 4 phrases, at around 12 am Pacific time, so I'll get to annoy you some more! Yay! The extent of the translations is marked by a ******** line.

Sushu's rants to ... er...herself... ^^;;

New!: I added a FAQs page. Doesn't have much on it right now, but no page is complete without a FAQ section, right?

Oh yeah, There's some more notes at the bottom...

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La dee da de da.... ^.^;;

A few notes:

This boring page is made by Sushu Xia, 2000-7-06, with muchas gracias to Macromedia Fireworks for handling the image map (::worships Fireworks::), Erik Bosrup for creating Overlib (::loves the pop-ups::), CuteHTML for making all the tags blue so that I can see them, my dad for finally getting off the computer so that I can use the scanner, my mom for kicking me off of AIM so that I'll actually do something, and Nene for asking that question. ^_^v.

Oh yeah, you're welcome to steal the image, but I actually took the time to "translate" this, so ask before you take it, 'k? Then I know you exist, and maybe I can link to you....

<~~This is here because I can't make it invisible and still count at the same time. Oh, and subtract 5 for the # of times I visited.